I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
Barack Obama
(via benedicts-doublechins)
Source: youaretheasstomybutt
An expertly done three point turn
Weren’t expecting that house
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Source: cannabinomad
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
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Source: weirdcock
isthatwhyourecallingyourselfgreg:
Reblogging because I always see Sherlock wearing sparkly earrings
FABULOUS
sparkly earrings
SPARKLY EARRINGS
Can never unsee the sparkly earrings.
Goodness gracious.
what was life like before this
NO BODY KNOWS
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Source: benedict--cumberbatch
stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
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Source: zooeyclairedeschanel
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
OH MY HOT RESERVOIR
THIS IS MY JELLY.
THAT^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
NEW CATCHPHRASE
I love the English language.
OH HOT RESIVIOR THIS IS MY JELLY
I CAN’T BREATHE
I LEGIT THOUGHT THE SAME THING
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Source: jo-ce
what the is this
dont kermit suicide
i need a moment
SOME ONE PUT LESTRADE IN THIS.
and before you ask, yes it’s transparent…
Omfg^
The internet has been won.
(via drowninginjohnlockfeels)
Source: teamcocket
nayx:
nayx:
if youre ever feeling sad, just remember that theres someone out there. theres another person out there. out there in the world there is a person somewhere
What? How is that supposed to help? Like at all
theres a person
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Source: nayx
how do mermaids pee or poop
they don’t exist
NO YOU DON’T EXIST
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Source: pizz4s
short people are the cutest thing ever
I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.
I have a lamp url myself.
I too have a lamp url.
You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…
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Source: lampghost
okay i never reblog hair but HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WOULD DIE FOR THIS.
NO, YOU WOULD DYE FOR THIS!
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Source: Flickr / uggoff
Source: humortrain
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
it’s really sad how this is my most successful text post
How many people did you have to kill to get that url
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- spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
- french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
- german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
- english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
- gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
- polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
- japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
- welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
- chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
- hebrew: hey so we know you need the vowels to figure out which word this is but we're just gonna leave them out anyway idk we just like to fuck with you
Source: espeonchan
Source: ohyeahpartyat221b
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