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lols & lulz & fandoms & randoms

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

(Source: hydrangea7)

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

amphetameme:

i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

(Source: ernbarassing)

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

(Source: mikleos)

hula-hope:

healthy-is-perfection:

thingswillchangebeautiful:

marielikestodraw:

Ways to Fake a Thigh Gap. (x)

marry me.

this is perfect

dying

I have to reblog this again because it’s perfect.

(Source: ofelias)